How Do You Eat Corn on the Cob?

 Lets see, there is the around-the-cob method....the hunt and peck method.....

The type writer method...you DO still know what a typewriter is?

Then there is the elongated spiral that gives a double helix...if you do it right.

I had a race with Mr Zeke...to see if the typewriter method or the spiral is fastest....
He was laughing so hard we had to declare a tie!
It was good either way!