Why I'm Not a Photographer

Because when I try to get Christmas card photos of my darlings I get this.

Actually managed to crop some suitable poses for a collage on the card.

Oh and the those are the girls' dresses...'cept Shekinah, she just
needed a shiny frilly dress like her sisters so I grabbed the nearest
one. It doesn't bother her that the velvet is coming off at the creases.